Coffee Makes You Grow Up Big and Strong

Me
What are you feeding your baby doll?
3yo
“Baby coffee.”
Me
Coffee is for adults.
3yo
This is “baby coffee.” It’s for babies.
Me
Oh, I see. Why are you giving your baby doll baby coffee?
3yo
Because you drink it to make you grow up big and strong, and it will make baby grow up big and strong too.