Princesses Don’t Have Owies

3yo
My owie is getting better.
Daddy
Yea.
3yo
Princesses don’t have owies.
Daddy
They don’t? They can get owies too.
3yo
What?
Daddy
Everybody can get owies.
3yo
Us?
Daddy
Uh huh.
3yo
Not these princesses.
Daddy
They can too.
3yo
But no.
Daddy
Why not?
3yo
Because, they don’t.
Daddy
Why can’t they?
3yo
Because, I don’t know.

Coffee Makes You Grow Up Big and Strong

Me
What are you feeding your baby doll?
3yo
“Baby coffee.”
Me
Coffee is for adults.
3yo
This is “baby coffee.” It’s for babies.
Me
Oh, I see. Why are you giving your baby doll baby coffee?
3yo
Because you drink it to make you grow up big and strong, and it will make baby grow up big and strong too.