"So you must be single?" asked the dealer with a grin.

I chuckled. "Yea. Is it that obvious?"

He patted the dashboard. "Yup. Married guys don't usually buy convertibles."

He was the third dealer to tell me that. So I wondered: What does a car say about a guy?

Convertible
Single guy who likes the outdoors, feeling the sun on his face and the wind in his hair. Probably really handsome and smart (heh).
Sports car
Single guy (or married guy going through a midlife crisis) who likes driving really fast and breaking the law. To him, speed limits are optional.
Luxury car
Guy with money who appreciates the finer things in life. Or a guy pretending to be a guy with money.
Luxury sports car
Married guy with money going through a midlife crisis. Likes the feeling of the sun on his face and the wind on his thinning or bald head.
Mini
Some say a car is an extension of a guy's you-know-what. So what's that say about a guy with a Mini? (Ha!)
Sedan
Married guy with kids. What more can I say about that?
Coupe
Single guy who's practical and modest. Can't afford a nicer car at the moment. Is probably thinking about driving this car to the ground before buying another one.
Modified Japanese Coupe
Young guy with a big ego and a small penis. Thinks he's tough shit.
Pickup Truck
Working guy who has to haul cargo often. Or a guy who likes to drink beer, shoot little animals, and play a banjo by the river.
Minivan
Married guy who didn't get the memo about SUVs being the new minivans of the twenty-first century.
SUV
Guy who likes the outdoors (like camping, snowboarding, etc), yet hates the outdoors (because of his gas guzzling SUV).
Hybrid
Guy who's trying to help the environment and driving in the carpool lane. Might suffer from a case of Smug.
. . .

What does your car say about you?