Pick-Up Lines
May 22nd, 2005I lean over close, close enough to smell her perfume. I brush a lock of hair away from her ear. And I say:
"If I told you that you have a lovely body, would you hold it against me?"
Kathy laughs and nudges me.
"Okay, how about this one: Is your father a thief?"
She rolls her eyes. "I've heard this one before. Try again."
"Okay. Ummm." I scratch my chin. "Hey, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
She giggles and shakes her head. "Nope, try again."
"Do you have a raisin?"
Kathy tilts her head. "Hmm? No, why?"
"Then how about a date?" I smirk.
She laughs and squeezes my hand. "That one's cute!"
"Ooo, I got another. Can I have your picture?"
She continues to laugh and looks into my eyes.
"I want to show Santa Clause what I want for Christmas."
"Ha ha! You're getting better!"
I grin. "Hmmm. I think that's all the ones I know. Hmmm." She pulls me close and gives me a peck on the cheek.
"Ah! I got one!" I shout. I pretend to lick my finger and touch her shirt with it. "Let's get you out of these wet clothes."
She groans.
I smile a devious smile and arch one eyebrow. "Hey baby, wanna fuck?"
"Baby!" she slaps my shoulder playfully and giggles.
"You must drink a lot of milk."
She grins. "Why?"
"Because milk sure did your body good! Damn!" I look her up and down.
Kathy smiles and pecks me on the cheek again.
"That's a nice outfit. It would look better crumpled on the floor next to my bed."
"Oh gosh!" she groans.
"Okay, that's all I have. I'm all out." I squeeze her hand.
"Heh. It's a good thing you never used any of those on me."
I smile. "Naw, I didn't need any of those. My pick-up line to you was looking you in the eye and smiling."
Kathy laughs and I give her a peck on the cheek.
What's the best (and worst) pick-up line you've heard (or used)?
September 4th, 2008 at 6:44 am
my penis died
can i bury it in your ass?