"Are you telling me you have penis envy?" I gave her a sideways glance with one eyebrow arched.

"Well, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a girl for a day?"

"Honestly, nope."

She shook her head. "I've always wondered what it would be like to be a guy for a day."

"Penis envy." I smirked.

"If you could be a girl for a day, what would you want to do?"

"I really don't know. I've never wondered." I paused. "It's great being a guy."

"Yea."

"So how about you? If you could be a guy for a day, what would you want to do?"

"I'd want a blowjob."

I blinked. "A what?"

"A blowjob. I want to know what the big deal is."

"Ha! You'd want to be a guy for a day, and all you'd want is a blowjob?"

"Yea. I can't imagine how it must feel at all."

I muffled a chuckle. "I can tell ya that it feels pretty darn good."

"Yea, that's why I want to experience it."

"You can just sit there and let it happen. It's great."

"As hard as I try to imagine it, I can't." She shook her head and frowned.

"But from what I understand, you girls have it better. You experience orgasms throughout your whole body, right?"

"Yea." She looked off in a distance.

"A guy's orgasm is more localized, right in that region. I can't imagine how it must feel to experience that throughout your whole body. That's gotta be pretty cool too."

"Yea." She was still looking off somewhere.

"And you can have multiple orgasms. Isn't that better?"

"Well," she took in a deep breath, "it seems odd to have an extra appendage hanging there. It's like a third arm."

I scratched my chin. "Hmm, I suppose you could say that. It's not like we can slap it on the keyboard and write with it though."

"Heh. Yea. But it seems pretty cool to have a third appendage like that."

"I sure agree. Like I said, It's great being a guy."

"For a day, that's all I ask." She sighed.

I grinned and looked off in the direction she was staring. "Penis envy," I whispered.

. . .

Do you have penis envy?