I Remember You
January 10th, 1999I never saw her again after that night.
That night was fraught with revelations, secrets, and hushed experiences. She was bound for a place far away. So we got together one last time to say our goodbyes.
How to Make a New Year's Resolution That Will Stick
January 3rd, 1999I just saw on a news report that the top New Year's resolutions are:
- Spend less money
- Lose weight
- Stop smoking
- Exercise
- Stop making New Year's resolutions
And over 60% voted to "Stop making New Year's resolutions."
Tiny Type
December 27th, 1998What's with the tiny fonts designers seem to love nowadays?
Have you seen them? Some of the nicest designed sites (those that are considered at the cutting edge of web design) use the tiniest of tiny font sizes possible. And they use it for their main copy too.
Awww, Iz Dat Yor Iddy Biddy Doggie?
December 20th, 1998"Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, DAMN."
I was in a BAD mood. Really bad. It was one of those things that just hooks onto your mind; a bait that's almost impossible to remove. My teeth were grinding against each other; the muscles of my maw were clenched tightly in a twisted mass.
All That I Am Is In This Light Bulb
December 13th, 1998Eureka! I've got it! I know what a soul is!
Please keep an open mind when you read this theory of mine. And it's just that—a theory.
If you’re Reading This Page, You’re Already Living a Nightmare
December 6th, 1998Does this bother you as much as it bothers me?
I'm sitting here, using Netscape Navigator to check out a web site. All of a sudden, I'm slapped with a big ole' "Best Viewed with Internet Explorer" message across my face.
It’s The End of the World as We Know It, And I Feel Fine
November 29th, 1998"I've seen how fragile so many software systems are—how one bug can bring them down."
Scott Olmsted uttered this line to Wired reporter Kevin Poulsen in the same breath he used to tell him that he was just about to buy his first gun.
