If I only had eight hands…

…I could finish redesigning my sites and create the new ones I've been planning for so long.

…I could paint my room in no time.

…I could rub my eyes, pick my nose, scratch my ass, and still shake your hand all at once.

…I could do eight-times the amount of work and get to leave the office at a reasonable time.

…I could write four rambles at once.

…I could code up a lot of web pages.

…I could cook an awful lot of spaghetti.

…I could be named Octo-Mike.

…I could climb up trees much faster.

…I could work in a circus and date the fat bearded lady.

…I could play four guitars at once and be my own band.

…I could do some awesome finger-painting pictures.

…I would have six more sets of fingernails to cut.

…I would always be an octopus for Halloween.

…I would need some really funky clothing.

…I would probably scare my Mother half to death.

…I would be cast as Dr. Octopus in the upcoming Spiderman movie.

…I would be able to scratch eight itches at once.

…I would really freak out my dates.

…I could pleasure a woman ten-fold. (Ooooh yeeea…)

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What would you do if you had eight hands?