Overheard on a NYC subway ride several years ago:

Setting:

Inside the 1-train, a preppy Caucasian guy is sitting slouched in a seat next to a tanned blond Caucasian girl. His arm is around her. She has on a really short skirt.

An African American guy comes in and takes a seat across from the couple. He's wearing a cowboy hat.

Caucasian Guy:
(Speech is slurred) Hey man, nice hat. What do you want for it?
African American Guy:
Your girl.
CG:
What?
AAG:
Give me your girl and I'll give you this hat.
CG:
(Stammering) Oh my God man…
AAG:
I'll return her in a few hours. But you can keep my hat.
CG:
Oh my God man…
AAG:
You just tickling her. (Wiggles pinky finger) Me, I'd be pleasing her all the way through. (Holds up arm at elbow)
CG:
(Still stammering) Oh my God man…
AAG:
See, you tried to bluff me. You come up all in here, throwing your money around, trying to impress your girl. But I just called your bluff. I can see through you. You're all about money.
CG:
No way man, I'm from the streets…
AAG:
No you ain't. You just tried to buy this crappy-assed hat off my head in a subway. You don't do that unless you trying to impress your girl by showing her how you can buy anything, even the hat off a black man.
CG:
Oh my God man…
AAG:
See, you all think you better than the black man. But yet, you all lie out in the sun and try to be black. (Points at other tanned Caucasians on the subway) Even your women are trying to be black. (Points at tanned blond girl)
CG:
Oh my God man…
AAG:
But you can't be me. I'm 100% black. So give me your girl man, and I'll give you this hat.