Tim:
I bet you can't eat that wad of wasabi for $10.
Me:
I bet YOU can't for $20.

Tim:
Really? $20?
Me:
Yea. The entire thing.
Monnette:
And you have to hold it in for 10 seconds.
Elaine:
And you have to swish it around your mouth.
Tim:
Okay! You're on! Takes wad of wasabi and puts into mouth. Swishes it around.
Elaine:
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
Tim:
Swallows wasabi.
Me:
Let's see. Open your mouth.
Tim:
Opens mouth. Wasabi is gone.
Monnette:
Wooo! You did it!
Tim:
Silent. Eyes start to tear. Wipes nose.
Me:
All right man! Congratulations! Hands over $20.
Tim:
Slowly puts head down on table. Still doesn't say a word.
Elaine:
Uh, Tim?
Tim:
Head still down on table. Whimpers.
Me:
The things you'll do for $20, Tim. Tsk tsk.