Theories on Social Interaction
December 17th, 2000"Do you like her?"
"Yea," I nodded. "Yea, I think I do."
"That's great! But what about the long distance thing?"
"Sigh… I don't know. I guess the situation may not be in my favor this time."
Theories
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Social Energy
November 12th, 2000I fooled them all.
They all think I'm some kind of socialite. A guy who's always smiling, always talkative, always outgoing. They accuse me of being a "blabbermouth" or a "ham," whatever that is.
Ha. I'm so good, it scares me.
Recently Returned To Rotation
August 27th, 2000Sniff sniff.
Smells good.
Okay, this black shirt can go back into rotation.
Sniff sniff. Whoa. This dark red one can't.
Theories on Love, Life, and Death
February 20th, 2000Every so often, I'll grab a beer, lean back into my couch, and observe the world around me. If I observe long enough, I begin to see patterns. My mind, spiked by the beer, will then formulate complex and perspicacious theories, because, as we all know, beer is known to spurn complex and perspicacious thoughts in people.
I would now like to share some of my beer-inspired complex and perspicacious theories, as an effort to show you how harmful the effects of alcoholism can be.
A Nap a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
June 13th, 1999Another one of my theories: We live in a sleep-deprived society that's slowly killing us.
In the current U.S. business world, the 40-hour working day is a myth. Many really put in the 60–80 hour working days.
How We Could Have Prevented the Littleton Massacre
May 23rd, 1999One of the saddest tragedies of our time could have been prevented.
I'm talking about the shooting at Columbine High School in the town of Littleton, Colorado. Two students, armed with guns and bombs, walked into their school and opened fire on their classmates and teachers. Twelve students and one teacher were killed. Then they killed themselves.
All That I Am Is In This Light Bulb
December 13th, 1998Eureka! I've got it! I know what a soul is!
Please keep an open mind when you read this theory of mine. And it's just that—a theory.
It’s The End of the World as We Know It, And I Feel Fine
November 29th, 1998"I've seen how fragile so many software systems are—how one bug can bring them down."
Scott Olmsted uttered this line to Wired reporter Kevin Poulsen in the same breath he used to tell him that he was just about to buy his first gun.
