Thin Walls and Bed & Breakfasts Don't Mix
February 13th, 2005"What's that noise?" asked Kathy. I followed her gaze up to the ceiling. The muffled sound of men's voices could be heard.
"Sounds like a bunch of guys up there," I answered.
Relationships
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Potty Humor: A Comedy
January 9th, 2005- Setting:
- Our hero is at his girlfriend's one-bedroom apartment. They just returned from a large dinner that isn't sitting well with his digestive system. When his girlfriend starts sifting through some mail, he takes the opportunity to use the restroom for a number two.
A Christmas Crossword
December 19th, 2004She loves crosswords.
So for Christmas, I made her a crossword puzzle. I tried dozens of arrangements using Microsoft Excel, because its cells made rearranging the letters easy.
Quirks
November 21st, 2004I love a girl with quirks. They're adorable.
You know what I mean. Those mannerisms that are unique to you, those behaviors that others don't do, those special things that you do. Quirks.
Smiling Again
August 19th, 2003Look! Look at him over there. Smiling. See him? That'll be me someday. I'll be smiling again someday too.
I can't right now. It hurts too much. My skin has hardened this way, and any movement otherwise means the skin will crack and bleed.
Misunderstandings
August 17th, 2003"Should I? Could I?
Have said the wrong things right a thousand times
If I could just rewind, I see it in my mind
If I could turn back time, you'd still be mind."
- J. B. Jovi
Have said the wrong things right a thousand times
If I could just rewind, I see it in my mind
If I could turn back time, you'd still be mind."
- J. B. Jovi
We all try so hard to say what's on our minds, openly and honestly. Sometimes we aren't successful. Sometimes we are.
Leading Her On
August 10th, 2003"Stop it Michael."
"What?" I asked, leaning up from the couch. "Why, what am I doing wrong?"
"You're leading her on," my friend replied.
"No I'm not. How?"
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
August 3rd, 2003It starts with an uncomfortable knot in your stomach. Slowly it tightens and expands until your entire chest is a solid rock.
There's a phantom feeling there, as if you had your right arm cut off but can still feel it. "It can't be gone," you tell yourself, "it can't be."
A House and a Web Site
June 22nd, 2003"You, working with power tools? I shiver to imagine."
"Thanks man," I shook my head. "Thanks a lot, really."
"Nah, I just mean…" He sat back and tossed a gulp of beer down his throat. "I just can't see you doing that."
Driving Companion
August 25th, 2002I didn't really have a destination; it was just a casual journey with wind in my face, music in my ears, and speed at my hands. It was great.
But it didn't feel complete.
