Wine and Cheese
January 28th, 2001"Yu Americans 'tink dat ze French only drink wine an' eat cheese, oui?"
We stared blankly at the couple sitting next to us. They smiled warmly back at us.
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A Conversation in London
January 14th, 2001"Burger King? Don't eat that capitalistic carbohydrate-infested crap."
"So I don't suppose you'd want to do Pizza Hut either, huh?" I asked, looking at the Pizza Hut next to Burger King.
"No way! Are you crazy? We're in London; stay away from that American trash."
The Girl with No Underwear
August 6th, 2000"Ohmigosh! Mike, I don't think she's wearing any underwear!" Jen whispered.
And this statement had nothing to do with the fact that I was dancing with her later that evening.
20 Questions
June 11th, 2000"Why are you asking me so many questions?"
"I'm sorry. Does that bother you?"
"No, that's okay. I was just wondering, that's all."
Afraid To Fall in Love
June 4th, 2000This is a story about a friend of mine.
Yea, I know. Every time someone says, "This is about a friend of mine," you automatically assume that he/she is talking about him/herself.
And sure, that's sometimes true. But this time it's not.
Really. It's not.
Women Are Unpredictable
March 12th, 2000"So why do you think she left without telling any of us?" I asked my friend.
"I think she was afraid of our reaction," she replied.
