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The Memory Loss of Young Professionals in Urban America

September 18th, 2005
By Mike Lee

"Damn, I can't remember what he said, but I remember it was something important."

Laura gave me the Raised Eyebrow. "You can't remember? That was like, only ten minutes ago!"

I sighed. "I know, I know…"

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Yeh-Yeh and Ngeen-Ngeen

July 24th, 2005
By Mike Lee

Yeh-Yeh is what you call your grandfather, your father's father, in Cantonese. Ngeen-Ngeen is what you call your grandmother, your father's mother.

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I'm an Orange

June 12th, 2005
By Mike Lee

"Back in junior high, I dreamt I was an orange," Bonnie said. I regarded her with a tilt of my head and arch of my eyebrow. Then I thought: What is it like to be an orange?

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Butt Fetish

April 10th, 2005
By Mike Lee

"Speaking of fetishes, Kim has a fetish for butts," Matt stated plainly.

"What? I DO NOT!" Kim retorted, shooting him an evil glance.

"Tell them the story about the butt exhibit," Matt prodded. He leaned back in his chair and smirked.

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Thin Walls and Bed & Breakfasts Don't Mix

February 13th, 2005
By Mike Lee

"What's that noise?" asked Kathy. I followed her gaze up to the ceiling. The muffled sound of men's voices could be heard.

"Sounds like a bunch of guys up there," I answered.

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Potty Humor: A Comedy

January 9th, 2005
By Mike Lee
Setting:
Our hero is at his girlfriend's one-bedroom apartment. They just returned from a large dinner that isn't sitting well with his digestive system. When his girlfriend starts sifting through some mail, he takes the opportunity to use the restroom for a number two.

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Maturity

December 5th, 2004
By Mike Lee

What is maturity?

Realizing how uncommon maturity is can be a sobering thought, just like realizing how uncommon common sense is. This awareness is often coupled with the recognition that age and maturity share no mutual bonds.

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Game

October 17th, 2004
By Mike Lee

Game? Do I have game, you ask? Amidst this club, this pounding music, these blinking lights?

No. I do not have game.

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Ode to the Lonely

May 23rd, 2004
By Mike Lee
"All the lonely people,
Where do they all come from.
All the lonely people,
Where do they all belong."
- P. McCartney

You wake up but aren't sure you want to get up. For half an hour you lay, debating the merits of the day. Finally, you push yourself up.

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The Invisible Tattoo

April 4th, 2004
By Mike Lee

"I did it."

"Huh? Did what?"

"I did it."

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