Setting:
Looking at a model home within a new gated community. Besides the doorway stands a suit of armor.
Me:
Um, excuse me sir, but why is there a suit of armor in this model home?
Sales Agent:
We're trying to give you a feel for the types of houses that we offer in this community.

Me:
A feel for the types of houses. Okay. But why a suit of armor?
Sales Agent:
We decorate our model homes with contemporary furniture, so you can imagine it as it would look, if it were your own.
Me:
Yes, but, a suit of armor?
Sales Agent:
Sounding annoyed. It is merely sample furniture to make you feel more at home here.
Me:
So are you telling me you have a suit of armor in your home?
Sales Agent:
No, of course not. Why would I want that?
Me:
Exactly.
Sales Agent:
Blinks silently. Do you want to purchase a house here or not?