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May 2008


I'm More Blind than You!

May 18th, 2008
By Mike Lee

"Why are people always trying to brag about how bad their eyesight is?"

Ken adjusted his glasses and shrugged. "People brag about their eyesight?"

My arms flailed about furiously as I nodded. "Hells yea. People are always saying, 'How bad is your eyesight?' 'Well, mine is worse.' 'Oh yea, I can't even see that sign over there. I'm as blind as a bat.' I'm so sick of that."

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What a Car Says About a Woman

May 11th, 2008
By Mike Lee

A woman that drives a Mustang convertible is very different from a woman that drives a Civic hybrid. You know it's true. You've no doubt met both kinds of women before. And I'm sure you'll agree: there's a world of difference.

So what does a car say about a woman? How are they different? Let's find out.

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The Art of Conversation

May 4th, 2008
By Mike Lee

Hey, how 'you doing? Great weather we're having today, huh? How about them Yankees?

You may have heard something like that before. It's what is known as small talk, chit-chat, or general conversation. While some see it as fake bullshit, others realize that there's an art to making fun and effective conversation.

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