I was in London when I first realized I was solar-powered. It was a curious sensation. Daylight was as rare as a tasteful meal there (except for Indian food). The gray skies drained my batteries, leaving me sluggish and unenthusiastic. It probably dried my humor too.
March 2008
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On Being Solar Powered
March 30th, 2008Men Are the New Women
March 23rd, 2008"There's that phrase again."
"What phrase?" I sat forward to listen to the TV.
"Men are the new women. I heard it on another show a few weeks ago."
I shifted on the couch. "Men are the new women, huh? You think it's true?"
Writing with Creative License
March 16th, 2008"Did that really happen?" people often ask me. "Is all of that true?"
Then I look them in the eye and say, "No, it's not."
Yes, I admit it. I, Mike Lee, am a liar.
Master of Your Domain
March 2nd, 2008"Are you guys talking about masturbation?"
Lisa and I glanced at Ken. His eyes were dancing in their sockets.
"Sorta," I smirked. "We were talking about that Seinfeld episode where Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer have a contest about…"
"The master of your domain episode!" Ken scooted his chair closer. "I loved that episode!"
