January 2007
Archived Entries from this Month
January 28th, 2007
By Mike Lee
I admit it: I'm a car singer. I'll bellow out songs up the 101 until my throat is soar.
And yet, put me in front of a karaoke machine, and I'll freeze up like a popsicle. Karaoke, I don't do. But Caraoke, sure.
Unfortunately, other drivers don't always expect someone to be Caraoking, I guess. I say that because of the funny looks.
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January 21st, 2007
By Mike Lee
"White meat only."
- L. Spencer
"I'm trying to get with a white chick right now," Tim declared.
"Oh yea?" I raised an eyebrow. "How's that going?" I leaned back in my seat while keeping one hand on the steering wheel.
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January 7th, 2007
By Mike Lee
"And honey, I miss you,
And I'm bein' good,
And I'd love to be with you,
If only I could."
- B. Goldsboro
"Remember that song that made you cry?" asked my Mom.
"Yea, I think so." I scratched my cheek. "It was some song by Chicago."
"No, it wasn't. It was a song called 'Honey.' Let's find it."
"Find it? Why? You want to make me cry right now?"
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