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January 2007


Caraoke

January 28th, 2007
By Mike Lee

I admit it: I'm a car singer. I'll bellow out songs up the 101 until my throat is soar.

And yet, put me in front of a karaoke machine, and I'll freeze up like a popsicle. Karaoke, I don't do. But Caraoke, sure.

Unfortunately, other drivers don't always expect someone to be Caraoking, I guess. I say that because of the funny looks.

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White Chicks

January 21st, 2007
By Mike Lee

"White meat only."
- L. Spencer

"I'm trying to get with a white chick right now," Tim declared.

"Oh yea?" I raised an eyebrow. "How's that going?" I leaned back in my seat while keeping one hand on the steering wheel.

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The Song That Made Me Cry

January 7th, 2007
By Mike Lee
"And honey, I miss you,
And I'm bein' good,
And I'd love to be with you,
If only I could."
- B. Goldsboro

"Remember that song that made you cry?" asked my Mom.

"Yea, I think so." I scratched my cheek. "It was some song by Chicago."

"No, it wasn't. It was a song called 'Honey.' Let's find it."

"Find it? Why? You want to make me cry right now?"

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