My Mom would kill me if she knew I put $1000 on red at a roulette table. Oh, wait, she reads this site. Hi Mom! Guess what I did this weekend?
May 2006
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Red
May 29th, 2006Random Drive-By Kissing
May 21st, 2006I had no idea who she was. I was pretty damn far wasted by the time I saw her, so I wasn't able to make any proper introductions.
My memory, then, isn't going to win points for accuracy. But I'll tell you what I can remember.
The Role of Women on 24
May 14th, 2006"Kim is a total bitch."
Lisa looked shocked. "What? Why?"
"Because," I paused and cleared my throat, "she's annoying, spoiled, self-centered, manipulative, condescending, air-headed, and, well, a total bitch."
