I am dark, hot, and people like to put me to their lips and suck.
I can take on any shape; I am formless. If you want me to slide across your body, then I can. Though that's kinkier than I'm used to. But I don't mind.
February 2006
Archived Entries from this Month
What Am I?
February 26th, 2006Mike Lee Dress-Up Day
February 19th, 2006"Uh, Mike, what's going on? You have an interview somewhere?" asked the general manager of the office.
I grinned. "Nope. I just felt like dressing up today."
He raised an eyebrow. "Oh?" He looked me up and down. "Why?"
The Secret of Guys
February 12th, 2006Here's what all you ladies have been waiting for: the innermost workings of the male mind. All the deepest, darkest, dankest secrets that no guy ever wanted you to know.
Nice Guys Don't Finish Last
February 5th, 2006"You know the saying, 'Nice guys finish last'? Well, that's bullshit. I'll tell you who finishes last: passive guys."
Ken's shoulders sagged. His eyes drifted to the suds in his beer. "I don't get it. How's that different?"
