October 2005
Archived Entries from this Month
October 30th, 2005
By Mike Lee
Sitting across from me in Borders Books is an elderly couple. The husband is reading a book on economics and sipping hot coffee. The wife is flipping through a magazine and eating a slice of chocolate cake.
"Young people today," the wife announces. "They're so quick to get divorced. They don't understand the value of marriage anymore."
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October 20th, 2005
By Mike Lee
This is based on a true story. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. The emails have mostly been kept the same so we can laugh at them.
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October 9th, 2005
By Mike Lee
"Look at me, my depth perception must be off again
'Cause this hurts deeper than I thought it did
It has not healed with time…
Would you find it in your heart
To make this go away
And let me rest in pieces?"
- J. Scott
My desert-island, all-time, top five most memorable break-up songs, in chronological order:
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October 2nd, 2005
By Mike Lee
"It was horrible, my Lord, simply horrible." *
"Explain."
Research Lead Nu'tauk cleared his ebrilleum and shook his vishaft. He turned to the holoscreen and brought up the holovid.
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