I lean over close, close enough to smell her perfume. I brush a lock of hair away from her ear. And I say:
"If I told you that you have a lovely body, would you hold it against me?"
May 2005
Archived Entries from this Month
Pick-Up Lines
May 22nd, 2005Bang! On The Forehead
May 8th, 2005It was the waterfall of blood that shocked me the most. But before I get ahead of myself, let me tell you why I hit him on the forehead.
My parents had never had a vacation without my brother and me until that week. Being the archetypical Chinese parents, our family vacations were to Adventure Land (a lame rip-off of Six Flags Great Adventure), Hershey Park (a lame rip-off of Disney World), and, um, that's about it. It was just those two.
The Persistence of the Squeaky Shoes
May 1st, 2005"Squeak squeak squeak!" went the little toddler's shoes as he raced by and out of the pearl tea cafe. His harried Mom raced after him and grabbed his arm.
"Wait, honey. Mommy's still waiting for her order," she said as she pulled him back in.
"Squeak squeak squeak," went his shoes as he followed her back in.
