You ever notice how, when you're hungry, the things you talk about inevitably turn to food? Take this recent phone conversation, for example:
April 2005
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Hungry Conversations
April 24th, 2005Flirting Gets You Everywhere
April 17th, 2005I had a good excuse for running the red light: it was late at night, I didn't see any cars around, and I was driving too fast to slow down in time.
The cop who blazed his lights didn't seem to agree. He pulled me over and strutted towards me, with a hand on his gun.
Jayne was in the passenger seat. She peered in the rearview mirror and adjusted her bangs. I fished my wallet out and turned to her. "Don't worry, I've been pulled over before and usually get off with a warning."
Butt Fetish
April 10th, 2005"Speaking of fetishes, Kim has a fetish for butts," Matt stated plainly.
"What? I DO NOT!" Kim retorted, shooting him an evil glance.
"Tell them the story about the butt exhibit," Matt prodded. He leaned back in his chair and smirked.
Ketchup Stain and the Quest for Seltzer Water
April 3rd, 2005"Oops!" Kathy yelped. Her expression froze as her eyes searched the food court, making sure no one saw the blob of ketchup that just landed on her left boob.
I looked over and grinned. Kathy's eyes slowly drifted downward. With the burger still halfway in her mouth, she stared sadly at the red dot on her white t-shirt. "Oops!" she muttered again.
