MikeLee.org - Weekly Random Rambles, Musings & Writings of Mike Lee

July 2003


iPod

July 27th, 2003
By Mike Lee

I finally got one! An iPod! Along with a Belkin Tunecast and an XtremeMac Car Charger. And you know what?

I give them all a thumbs down.

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Shopping For a Used Car

July 20th, 2003
By Mike Lee

"It was torn off by a hooker," the owner of the used car told me. I didn't ask why a hooker would want to tear off his mirror—and really didn't want to know either.

Thus went my search for a used car.

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Standing in Piss

July 13th, 2003
By Mike Lee

Picture this:

In the men's restroom, on top of a urinal, is a midget. His back is against the wall and his pants are off. With a broad grin on his face, he's spraying a protective moat of piss on the floor around the urinal.

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