"Are you telling me you have penis envy?" I gave her a sideways glance with one eyebrow arched.
"Well, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a girl for a day?"
"Honestly, nope."
She shook her head. "I've always wondered what it would be like to be a guy for a day."
The girl with the brown and blond streaks in her hair brushed the crumbs off the table next to me and into a napkin. Her books plopped onto the table as she scooched into the seat.
A few other tableless customers looked on. She noticed a blond, stocky guy standing to her right and smiled at him.
"Would you like to share this table with me?" she asked.
Don't fuck with the Flyin' Hawaiian, man. 'Cuz if you piss him off, he'll lash out and strike you down like the ignorant fool you are.
At a budding young age, a kid once picked on him. So Flyin' literally kicked the kid's ass. He kicked it so hard he broke the kid's tailbone.
There's something magical in them, those Chance Encounters.
You never know when they'll hit. You could be walking down the street; a gust of wind blows one of her papers in your direction; you catch it and she gleefully thanks you. You offer to buy her a cup of coffee to get out of the wind.
And POW! Just like that, you've met someone very special.
Men, listen up: Do you want to know how to get the woman of your dreams?
There are a few very simple things you can do that will bring a smile to most women. Some call it etiquette, some call it chivalry, others call it gentlemanly behavior. I just think of it as something nice to do for female friends, family, and strangers.
Weekly random rambles, musings & writings of Mike Lee in San Francisco, CA