After the groupies tear off my shirt, the security guards blast them with a hose of beer. That only intoxicates the frenzied girls, who then begin to tear off their own clothes.
Ohhh yeaaaaaa.
May 2002
Archived Entries from this Month
The Birth of a Rock Star
May 26th, 2002The Big Chill
May 19th, 2002I'm looking forward to my thirties. They seem like so much fun.
Because I know it's going to be just like those commercials where a bunch of thirty-somethings sit in a log cabin, sipping their Chardonnay and laughing about old times.
It IS going to be just like that, isn't it?
Total and Utter Motivation
May 12th, 2002When I fell on my ass, there wasn't a person more motivating than her to get me back on my feet.
Her.
There she goes, whizzing right by me, goofy grin and all. That miserable little kid.
The Large-Breasted Woman
May 5th, 2002"I see a large-breasted woman in your future."
I huddled closer to her to try to see what she was seeing. Everyone else at the table did the same.
"And I see a… a bunny?"
