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February 2002


So You Want To Be a Bartender?

February 24th, 2002
By Mike Lee

And you're considering Bartending School, right? Before you fork over a couple hundred dollars for a Bartending License, here are a few things to consider first.

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Mother's Milk

February 17th, 2002
By Mike Lee

Ever notice how Newly Made Fathers have a tendency to talk about their wives' bodily functions as normal, everyday conversation?

"You spent all night trying to find a fix to that browser bug? That's nothing compared to what I did last night. When my wife's vagina dilated, I had to reach in and clear her engorged uterine canal as embryonic fluid poured all over my lap."

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A Mendocino Valentine

February 10th, 2002
By Mike Lee

Here's a Valentine's Idea for the gents living in California: take your sweetie to Mendocino!

Mendocino's roughly four hours north of San Francisco on the 101. If you have a bit more time and would rather a more adventurous and scenic drive, take the Pacific Coast Highway instead.

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Chain of Communication

February 3rd, 2002
By Mike Lee

You know what's ruder than someone who stabs your eye with sweaty unshorn armpit hairs?

Someone who makes you wait while they finish an email, online chat or phone call.

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