"Ohmigosh I think I'm going to have a breakdown."
"You'll be fine."
"No, I won't. I'm old now."
"Old?! You're only 25!"
"Right! I'm 25! Tweeenty-fiiive! I've lived a quarter of a century now, and it's all downhill from here."
January 2002
Archived Entries from this Month
Quarter-Life Crisis
January 27th, 2002Sexy City
January 20th, 2002I watch Sex And The City and am proud of it, dammit.
Some may think that show kinda foo-foo. "Lots of touchy-feely female stuff going on in there," they say. "That show is all about women, made for women," they say.
But who exactly are "they"? And have "they" ever actually watched the show? Are "they" the same people who watch Oz and say, "Now there's a real show about men, made for men, despite the numerous anal rape scenes in the shower by prison inmates"?
Working at CBS Will Keep You From Getting Arrested
January 13th, 2002"Are you carrying any drugs or weapons?"
"No sir. Just camping gear. We just came back from Shenandoah."
"Right." The police officer turned to my friends in the car. "Okay boys, get out of the car."
The Importance of a Kiss
January 6th, 2002"If he's a bad kisser, than I know the relationship isn't going to work out."
Guys, you'd better listen up. Field Scout Mike here with news to report about the deep inner recesses of the female mind. Direct quotes from women have been carefully extracted via thorough investigations for the Kiss Cause.
Goodbye 2001
January 1st, 20022001 was the year Life tore a gash and poured salt and lemon juice into the wound.
Is there anyone who isn't happy to see this sorry year end?
