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May 2001


The Things Kids Say

May 27th, 2001
By Mike Lee

"Daddy, did you fart?"

Kids say the darndest things, don't they?

Every once in a while, I'll catch a glimpse of a conversation that a little kid is having with another little kid or an adult. And the things that come out of these little tikes' mouths are funnier than any dirty blonde joke I've ever heard.

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Doin' It and Doin' It and Doin' It, Yea

May 20th, 2001
By Mike Lee

"You look like you've done this before."

I blinked at her. "Hmm?"

"You know exactly what you want. When you see it, you go straight for it."

"Heh. Yea, I guess so. I've already done this three times today."

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What You Don't Want Your Momma to Know

May 13th, 2001
By Mike Lee

I've just had my cherry popped.

Practically every online journal writer comes to a point where they have to take a long, hard look at what they're writing and who's reading their words.

Sooner or later, you write something overly personal that ends up hurting people close to you.

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I Need Sleep, You Need Sleep

May 6th, 2001
By Mike Lee

We are a sleep-deprived society, I tell ya.

I was watching this 48 Hours news special a few weeks ago and one of the stories gave me quite a shock.

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