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April 2001


The I-5

April 29th, 2001
By Mike Lee

The cop would have caught me had I not had a Cajun McChicken Sandwich Meal.

I was doing a brisk 115 mph southbound on Interstate-5 on my way from San Francisco to Los Angeles. The sun was dimming and dinner time had passed a couple of hours ago. "Grrrr," complained my stomach.

Plus, I had to pee. More importantly, I had to pee.

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Boarding for Breast Cancer

April 22nd, 2001
By Mike Lee

My ass hurts.

But it was worth it! What a rush!

I'm talking about snowboarding, man!

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What's Next?

April 15th, 2001
By Mike Lee

Being chased by a rhino may not be your idea of fun, but hearing Benoit tell it, a rhino chase could just be the perfect vacation.

"There's adventure in South Africa," he cheered. That thought stuck in my mind for a while. And now that I have some free time, perhaps an African Safari would be nice.

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A Dot-Com Cliche

April 1st, 2001
By Mike Lee

"Shit, we're a dot-com statistic," gasped Sue, "a fucking dot-com cliche!"

Tim let out a hearty guffaw. Lisa and Elliot clanked glasses and hooted.

Though we were all drinking on rumors, they were confirmed when Jackie walked through the door with a solemn look in her eyes.

"Is it true?" someone asked from behind me.

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