Sniff sniff.
Smells good.
Okay, this black shirt can go back into rotation.
Sniff sniff. Whoa. This dark red one can't.
August 2000
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August 27th, 2000The Wizard's Prediction
August 20th, 2000I just got an interesting fortune.
The old mechanical wizard from San Francisco's Musee Mecanique Museum did a magic trick (changed a little car into a little house under a cup). Then it gave me a little green piece of paper with my fortune on it.
Here's what it says:
How to Pick Up a Chick in Three Easy Steps
August 13th, 2000Lonely? Need a chick? Want to impress that cute girl at work but don't know how?
Well, your prayers are answered. Here are three easy steps you can use to hook that hot chick without breaking a sweat (at least, not until later in the evening!).
The Girl with No Underwear
August 6th, 2000"Ohmigosh! Mike, I don't think she's wearing any underwear!" Jen whispered.
And this statement had nothing to do with the fact that I was dancing with her later that evening.
